One out of five coffee drinkers will spontaneously combust.
These shocking developments are currently trying to spread through all types of media. However, being actively supressed by news agencies and states alike, they are not as well known as they should be.
At this point in time, scientists are still uncertain as to why this is happening, however it is very clear that there is a direct, irrefutable link between the regular consumption of coffee, and spontaneous combustion.
Please stay safe.